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Hey Zack, Remember your birthday when that BBBBBIIIIIIGGGGG Girl was hitting on Mark and it was only little old me to keep her away? Well you'll really like this.

Why Computers Sometimes Crash! By Dr. Seuss.

Jacqui got this from her mom and I think that anyone who has used Windows will understand. To really enjoy it read it aloud to yourself - it's great!

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If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,

And the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the
double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,

And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,

But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;

Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.

When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
And the macro code instructions are causing serious risk,

Then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
And then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
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Well that clear it up for me...what about you?
Thank you Bill Gates, for bringing all this into our lives!

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Gotta Love Christmas

Well Christmas was a great event this year as I spent it with my wonderful fiancé and our two families. I think that everyone liked the presents that we gave them and I know that I loved the presents that I got. Want to hear about it? The list is below:

From my Friends:

From Mark I received a Klingon Bathleth sword set with the stand of the Klingon logo holding the two up made by my dad. I must say that it was an amazing gift. Thanks Mark!

From Zack I received a Mastercraft sure shot stapler (contractor version) and a crap load of staples. I know this will come in handy soon. A great gift Zack. Thanks again.

Kerri surprised me and gave me the collectors version of Lord of the Rings Monopoly. Now I collect Monopoly sets so this was a great board to add to the collection.

From Jacqui:

It was a Simpson’s Christmas from her and she didn't even plan it that way. I got season 6 box set of The Simpson’s, The Simpson’s Road Rage for Nintendo Game boy Advance, and a Simpson’s Christmas ornament. It's of Homer as Santa and he steps on Snowball the cat. When you press the button it goes "(snowball) Meow!...(homer) Doh!"

Jacqui you know how much I love it all and I can't thank you enough.

From my Family:

K this is getting longer than I thought so I need to keep the comments brief. Everyone knows I loved it all and still do.

-Dad made the Klingon stand for my Klingon swords.
- Mom and Dad got me the Movie Enterprise Hallmark Ornament.
-Christine got me a Rotary Tool.
-Monopoly 70th Anniversary Edition came from mom and dad. Very Cool!
-Grandma and Papa gave me Mario Kart Super Circuit for GBA and some screwdrivers and Candy.
-A Coffee Maker from Bob and Lorie (we needed a bigger one than the one we had)
-A Glass cake plate from Sue and Martin and the kids
-Monopoly Fridge Magnets from my Uncle Grant.
-A soft snowman that stands up from my Aunt Colleen and cousin Lindsay.
-Can't remember right now but i think it was also Christine who got me two other Simpson’s ornaments....I'll have to look into who got me that.
-Grandma Isabel gave us 20 bucks and we put bought a keyboard, mouse , speaker set that was on sale at CBIT for $19.99

From Jacqui's Family

-The book "The Da Vinci Code" from Jacqui's mom and dad.
-A big ass clay poker set
-Two movie passes
-Paris wall art
-20 bucks at Rainbow cinema from Jocelyn and Todd.
-6 pack of glass coke bottles (full for me to drink)
-Chocolate
-10 bucks for Tim Horton’s (used 4 of it so far)
-Rotary tool

-From Jacqui’s Granny I got tools….Tape Measure, multi-bit screwdriver, pliers, and a hammer. Good stuff for having in the van.

-There has to be something else but I'm forgetting. Once I figure out what it was I'll add it in.

Now I received two of the same rotary tools. This is funny because Christine got a phone call from Jacqui's mom to tell her that she bought me one. Jacqui also e-mailed my Dad to tell him and I still got two...Well I returned one of them to Canadian tire and bought a forever flashlight (the ones that uses a LED light and you shake to power it up. I like it a lot.)

I think that Christmas was a very good haul this year. Next year once Jacqui and I are married this will probably change .

Happy new year everyone!

Does this mean I'm a nerd?

Working nights

Last night Jacqui and I worked at the University for thier late night safe study program. We started at 10 PM and worked until 6 in the morning. It was quite a night. We probally had about 300-400 people walk though the door to get popcorn or cofee. It's a easy job and I enjoyed it.

We're doing the same job tonight and tomorrow night so we'll see how that goes. I didn't fall asleep till about 6:30 AM so I did make it though the night. Yah!

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