Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Why Computers Sometimes Crash! By Dr. Seuss.

Jacqui got this from her mom and I think that anyone who has used Windows will understand. To really enjoy it read it aloud to yourself - it's great!

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If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,

And the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,


And the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the

double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,

And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the
network is connected to the button on your mouse,

But your packets want to tunnel
to another protocol,
That's
repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,

So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;

Then you may as
well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cuz sure as I'm a poet, the
sucker's gonna hang.

When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
And the macro code instructions are causing serious risk,

Then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
And then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
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Well that clear it up for me...what about you?
Thank you Bill Gates, for bringing all this into our lives!

1 comment:

Zack said...

They forgot the part about stupid users downloading porn. But hey its all Bill Gates' fault right?

I still like Green Eggs and Ham better.